Motherhood forces you to explain the obvious, the absurd, and the disgusting on a daily basis. Every so often you hear yourself utter a sentence that makes you stop and think, “Did I really just say that?” For example:
-“If it stinks, stop sniffing it and go wash your hands.”
-“Please stop licking my sunglasses.”
-“I already told you, they don’t sell shrink-rays at Target.”
-“You can’t eat your ice cream until you finish your french fries.”
-“I’m sorry, but when your brother throws up on your shoes it’s time to leave the zoo.”
-“The mailman doesn’t want to see your wiener, please close your shades.”
What is your favorite parenting sentence?